This is fucking amazing so I’m reblogging this, idgaf <3
I laughed pretty hard at this xD
This is actually really funny.
(Source: christina-choe)
The Brute from Tribes: Ascend. Yes please. Disco party all day long.
Lilith from Borderlands. I’ll die sexy and my phasewalk will take some bitches out too.
Muthafuckin Commander Shepard. Consider everyone except me fucked, cause Shepard NEVER dies.
Undead Warlock…yay! I have a headhunter!
I’m mother-fuckin’-Kenshi from Mortal Kombat. I may be blind, but I ain’t fucked! :D
I’m a Sharpedo; according to the Pokedex, I can take down a supertanker. BRING IT ON.
NYC Food Truck Launches a ‘Douche Burger’ That Costs $666
Sensationalism aside, there really is a food truck based out of NYC that is selling a ‘Douche Burger’ that will cost you $666.
The burger, a product of NYC food truck 666 Burger, contains all the proper pretentious food delicacies needed when claiming you were eating “the best” of something. Each Douche Burger is foie-stuffed, gold-leaf-wrapped Kobe patty, topped with caviar, lobster, truffles, Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, and BBQ sauce made using a luxury Kopi Kuwak coffee.
According to 666 Burger, in true douche fashion, “[The Douche Burger] may not taste good, but will make you feel rich as f–k.”
lets start a kickstarter so i can eat this boigah
Knowing that I could afford this burger if I really wanted it is a horrible weight on my shoulders, because there’s that little voice at the back of my subconscious that wants me to eat it and report back about the experience.
“These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages, each retains memories of its former life. They carry a mask that used to be their face when it was human, sometimes they look at it and cry.”
- Pokémon Black & White
Wow… Who knew Nintendo could be so… Morbid?
sadlittlekingofasadlittlehill:
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West.
I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.
I would like this.
I NEED IT
This is perfect.
I need to play this
I will play it with you. Actually the Kingdom will join and play this madness. It’s gonna be crazy!
non-humens as humens
Think we got all of them except the last one, (assuming eyepatch guy is legion?). Maybe Edi? Pretty awesome! Though Thane might be a little young looking (if he’s the bottom left), considering he has a kid who could probably be that age. Probably one of the best Wrex’s and Grunts I’ve ever seen, and I’m glad Garrus isn’t just “handsome guy”.
Guessing Garrus, Wrex, Grunt, Liara, Samara, Thane, Mordin, Tali and I’m at a loss at the last 3. Javik/Legion/EDI?